FOR SALE: Pirogue, slight leak, mostly on the left. $40 OBO. See Alcide after church.
LOST: One (1) rooster, answers to "Napoleon." Reward: gumbo.
WANTED: Somebody who knows computers to fix this website. Ask for Clotile.
FREE: Kittens. Found in T-Boy's air boat. Semi-feral, like T-Boy.